cause im bored to death and i just got this email. it made me laugh hysterically.
*In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods*
1. On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".
[Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair]
2. On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside".
[Evidently, the shoplifter special]
3. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
[And that would be how...?]
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."
[But it's *just* a suggestion]
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down".
[Oops, too late!]
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
[As sure as night follows the day .....]
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body"
[But wouldn't this save even more time?]
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
[We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.]
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
[One would hope]
10. On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
[As opposed to what?]
11. On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
[I gotta admit, I'm curious].
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts".
[NEWS FLASH]
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
[Step 3: Fly Delta]
14. On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
I don't blame the company. I do blame parents for this one!]
no, i did not change anything on this list. this is exactly how i recieved it. hsyterical isnt it?
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